A VERY SERIOUS FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT*

VLODTENEB

$VLOD

THE MOST TRUSTED MAN IN FINANCE

he literally cannot restrict this buy button

*not a financial instrument. barely an instrument at all.

“ I have reviewed the situation and the button is, in fact, on.

$VLOD ✦ HE TURNED OFF THE BUY BUTTON ✦ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ✦ 73% GANG ✦ LIQUIDITY: PROBABLY ✦

0buttons restricted

∞community delusion

73%gang allocation

1neon feather

NUMBERS DEPARTMENT

VLODONOMICS

Tokenomics so transparent you can see there is basically nothing there.

010% TAX

We tax your emotions instead.

02100% CIRCULATING

Unlike your GME shares in 2021.

03LIQUIDITY LOCKED

Like the buy button, but in a good way.

04SUPPLY: A LOT

We printed enough for everybody.

LIVE FOOTAGE OF VLOD SEEING ONE GREEN CANDLE

CONTRACT ADDRESS:COMING SOON, PLEASE STOP REFRESHINGDO NOT SEND MONEY TO A SENTENCE

guys the buy button
is right there

ADVANCED FINANCE TUTORIAL

Four simple steps. Economists hate this.

1
GET A WALLET
Preferably one you control. Write down the weird little words. Do not tattoo them on your forehead.
2
ACQUIRE CRYPTO
Buy SOL or ETH or whichever chain Vlod eventually remembers to deploy on.
3
SWAP FOR $VLOD
Paste the verified contract. Check it twice. Slippage is a state of mind.
4
BUTTON IMMUNITY
It is now legally impossible for anyone to restrict your buy button.*

*Legally impossible according to a lawyer we imagined.

THE SACRED TEXTS

Artist renditions of the prophet checking his other bags.

OUR ROADMAP